All your one-handed pirate friends will love coming to BBQs at your house!
Sometimes you need a mysterious strong man to help you out in the kitchen.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
It's boozier on the inside.
Have you had your daily dose of The Daily What yet?
This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!