This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!
All your one-handed pirate friends will love coming to BBQs at your house!
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
Do you love Discworld? Are you thirsty? Thank goodness someone thought to remedy this dilemma!