The combination of old-timey plaid fabric and a super modern black hole pattern are right up my alley. Get on my bed!
Do you dream of gracing the cover of Vogue? You do now!
Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
Can't sleep, need to draw or write bad poetry to help lull you into slumber? Oh man, that was some seriously jacked prose, thank goodness it's washable.