If you can't beat winter, join it!
The rain comes from love and happiness and is meant to keep everything clean and fresh. I just have to keep telling myself that.
That jerk, he's always got snacks around. I'm so jealous.
If Hello Kitty were really the Easter Bunny, I'd happily eat all the candy she'd like to leave me.
They are the shrunken skulls of those who tried to eat my leftovers out of the office fridge.
You're a baker and proud of it! Maybe if you wear this all the time someone will hire you to bake for them!
Despite the blatant disregard for the standard ROYGBIV arrangement, I can't help but feel cheery looking at these rainbows.