No need to be dramatic.

Who says your gadgets can't also dress up for Halloween?

I don't want to think about my cuts and scrapes, I want to think about breakfast!

Babe-raham Lincoln is welcome to tend to my cuts and bruises anytime!

That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!

Breaking up hurts, and sometimes you just need a little attention and a little pity and a little recognition for the pain you have to remind everyone of constantly.