No need to be dramatic.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
Sometimes you're just not feeling quite right, not like your bubbly, happy-go-lucky, sweet as pie self. I know those days, I understand. It's going to be okay I promise. Just take two of these and call me in the morning.
Poor sweet cupcake, did you scrape your sweet little knee? Let's slap a cupcake on that and sweeten it up a little.
Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
Babe-raham Lincoln is welcome to tend to my cuts and bruises anytime!
Breaking up hurts, and sometimes you just need a little attention and a little pity and a little recognition for the pain you have to remind everyone of constantly.