Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!
Planning a picnic on the back nine? Don't let any other golfers confuse your cake with a real green!
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
Bowling is awesome but you have to leave your house and there are rarely cats involved. This is perfect for the internet-loving homebody in us all!
Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?