Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
As long as you're not teaching your kid to drive this way I think we're in good shape.
Don't fall asleep on these pointy little bits!
Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
Everyone knows that corgis are the BEST dogs in the world. NO ARGUING! It's the absolute truth! Combine the best dog ever with what may be the best dessert ever and let's all be careful, we don't want to be dividing by zero here.
I do not condone bowling with real cats even though sliding them down a hardwood floor is hilarious.
Planning a picnic on the back nine? Don't let any other golfers confuse your cake with a real green!
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