Everyone knows that corgis are the BEST dogs in the world. NO ARGUING! It's the absolute truth! Combine the best dog ever with what may be the best dessert ever and let's all be careful, we don't want to be dividing by zero here.
Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!
Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!