Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!
Don't fall asleep on these pointy little bits!
Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
Now he's sure to win the Hamsterball Run!
I do not condone bowling with real cats even though sliding them down a hardwood floor is hilarious.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.