Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
Bowling is awesome but you have to leave your house and there are rarely cats involved. This is perfect for the internet-loving homebody in us all!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Planning a picnic on the back nine? Don't let any other golfers confuse your cake with a real green!
Everyone knows that corgis are the BEST dogs in the world. NO ARGUING! It's the absolute truth! Combine the best dog ever with what may be the best dessert ever and let's all be careful, we don't want to be dividing by zero here.
I do not condone bowling with real cats even though sliding them down a hardwood floor is hilarious.