Now he's sure to win the Hamsterball Run!
Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!
Bowling is awesome but you have to leave your house and there are rarely cats involved. This is perfect for the internet-loving homebody in us all!
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?