He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
Planning a picnic on the back nine? Don't let any other golfers confuse your cake with a real green!
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?
Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!
As long as you're not teaching your kid to drive this way I think we're in good shape.
Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!