Go ahead, throw him around! He doesn't mind!
Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
Everyone knows that corgis are the BEST dogs in the world. NO ARGUING! It's the absolute truth! Combine the best dog ever with what may be the best dessert ever and let's all be careful, we don't want to be dividing by zero here.
As long as you're not teaching your kid to drive this way I think we're in good shape.
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.
Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!