Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
Mom, I hate sharing you with the iPod charger!
If your kid can't build her own blogging platform by the time she's four I don't even want to talk to you.
Sure this is for babies, but can't you also see how cute this would be hanging from your car's visor? Thought so.
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!