You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Oh please please please tell me the blue one splits into three smaller balls!
If only these would actually let me fling birds about, I'd be even less productive than I already am!
Obviously what this lunch is missing is eggs! but don't waste your food by throwing it at those pigs over there.
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.