I only need to tell time in two dimesions. Wait...
Available at: The Purple Shurmple http://www.etsy.com/listing/48535772/strawberry-cream-sandwich-necklace ($13)
Funnels are pretty dang ugly, which is maybe why I still don't own one. All my problems are now solved.
Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.
I'd like to cover a whole jacket in these sweet little guys.
Available at: Rover http://www.etsy.com/shop/RoverDog?page=1 ($15-$70) Via: The Daily What http://www.thedailywh.at