Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.
So does this mean that Thor may someday summon me by my wrist? I'm okay with that.
The kitchen is feeling drab and I can't keep plants alive. This will do!
You're looking mighty foxy today. Something about your ears...
Hey baby, come twiddle my knobs sometime.
Wear your piggie snouts proudly! Everyone has a little piggie in them, am I right?
I went through a brief period in my early teenage years where I was obsessed with anything scented like blueberries. This is so much classier and probably doesn't reek like Bath & Body Works.