We've come a long way from carrying a lock of hair.
Plug in and blast off!
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
Available at: Strapya World http://www.strapya-world.com/products/40380.html ($70)
If there's a cuter way to store your info, I defy you to find it!