Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Plug in and blast off!
Available at: Strapya World http://www.strapya-world.com/products/40380.html ($70)
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.