Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
If there's a cuter way to store your info, I defy you to find it!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
We've come a long way from carrying a lock of hair.