If anyone can rock an eye patch and a skull bow it's Hello Kitty. She's always on the cutting edge of fashion and always delicious.
Is your love for Captain Jack Sparrow worth $466,000? Mine is worth $can-I-have-my-money-back-for-sitting-through-that-second-movie?
Getting out of the bath doesn't have to be as boring as everyone says (because you know everyone talks about it being so boring). But be careful with that hook, you're naked after all.