Finally, an elephant in the room everyone wants to talk about!
Don't you wish you could change the look of a room without buy all new accessories? Just get new covers for your throw pillows and suddenly you're living in a forest populated by sweet talking creatures! Promise!
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
Oh aren't you just a flatterer? I suppose I'll stay for one more drink.