Kitties may seem aloof and standoffish, but they really do love you. They'll just tell you from afar.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
You better believe that there are never gross fillings in these chocolates! No eating half and throwing it away because it's walnut cream or something gross.
Bowling is awesome but you have to leave your house and there are rarely cats involved. This is perfect for the internet-loving homebody in us all!