Kitties may seem aloof and standoffish, but they really do love you. They'll just tell you from afar.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
At first I was kinda grossed out by the weird tumor lumps on top of these donuts and then I saw that they are kitty ears and I squeed. True story!
A long time ago in a sewing room far, far away.