Seriously, who invited Salazar?
It is a known scientific fact that cuteness protects prehistoric animals from extinction.
Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.
You can print these cake decorations on paper and convince your friends that you are a fondant master. At least from afar.
I'll get tipsy with Hello Kitty any day! Do you think she'd bust out a few juicy secrets about Chococat and Badtz-Maru?
I have a small menagerie of pocket pets on my desk here. This wise little dude would be a perfect addition to the family.