It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
Just think of all the things you could bury inside your salt shaker!
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These cakes are decorated so immaculately, I'd like to wear one like a tiny hat!
Babe-raham Lincoln is welcome to tend to my cuts and bruises anytime!
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.