Silver Surfer scoffs at your puny bottles. HA HA HA!
Pretend nibbles are almost as satisfying as real ones.
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The Olympics are heating up! Show your excitement with a themed lunch!
I'm glad to see at least three pieces of real fruit on this sugar-bomb. Sprinkles, marshmallows, candy... I'm getting jittery just looking at it.
I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...