Let's face it, once you cut into a pie it's just a mess. It's much easier to maintain the aesthetics of a pie if each person has their own.
Can this bag take me up up and away so I don't have to take the bus?
My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.
This guitar should come with a contract you have to sign stating that you're only allowed to play the sweetest love songs on its strings.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
I keep finding my house key on the fence in the backyard. Give it back, squirrels! It's not one of you!
Paws up! That kitty is totally about to pounce on that giant mouse! Who to eat first? They both look so tasty, I can't make up my mind!