Rice under the fingernails is a small price to pay for giving your food tummy skritches.
Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!
Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/
Man, if I've got a bowl of noodles, you could plunk me on a cloud surrounded by stars with faces and even balance a little yellow baby thing on my head and I probably wouldn't notice. I love noodles that much. Just as long as you keep them coming.