We all have a little angel and devil whispering in our ears, sometimes one a little more loudly than the other. (Pipe down, devil!)
I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.
Never forget where you learned to read!
When this cute little guy shows up to take pictures, rest assured that you'll catch some great expressions.
Wear your heart on your sleeve, or your sushi on your necklace if you prefer.
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