"Inexplicable" is definitely the word I would use here.
Sounds like the scariest book ever written.
The Well of Souls appears to be in some sort of insurance office. Never would've guessed that.
The long lost sequel to Seaman?
Arguing with a giant reptile monster? Probably not the smartest idea.
Give a rocket eyes and it already wishes it could unsee something.
Looks like the dragon's getting a little too friendly.