I'm not comfortable with this happening even once in time.

Nothing impresses a lady on a first date like destroying a planet.

Animal fact: when threatened by dinosaurs, horses will perform a complex ballet number, usually something from "Swan Lake," to defend themselves.

You've somehow gotten a giant clock stuck around your neck and your first instinct is to lick it?

A short film about a device that can speed up or slow down objects.

(Doctor Who)

With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.