Uh-oh. Look at that! It's the Red Dot of Doom.
From a Star Trek coloring book from 1979. There must be some mistake, because there is nothing at all wrong with this picture. Well, aside from perhaps being just a bit too awesome.
No, Moron! Vulcan Neck Pinch
NOT Vulcan Crotch Pinch!
(Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)
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56 episodes of "Star Trek" play simultaneously with overlapping sound. How far in can you watch?