From a Star Trek coloring book from 1979. There must be some mistake, because there is nothing at all wrong with this picture. Well, aside from perhaps being just a bit too awesome.
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)
Uh-oh. Look at that! It's the Red Dot of Doom.
No, Moron! Vulcan Neck Pinch
NOT Vulcan Crotch Pinch!
56 episodes of "Star Trek" play simultaneously with overlapping sound. How far in can you watch?