No one could possibly live on that frozen planet, but apparently a giant orange tentacled thing can live in the vacuum of space next to it?
(Men in Black)
"I think the new kid's cheating."
I can't stand backseat drivers.
"Okay, you win. Your tentacle-sprouting arms are way creepier than my freakishly elongated right one."
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