"He was the cutest kid. One time when he was three..."
"Please don't, please don't, please don't."
Spock brings his parents on board to meet the Captain.
(Star Trek, Shatnerday)
I'm thinking this is one of those stories of my life I'd rather not remember.
I would complain that the last thing we need is a longer "Twilight," but this looks a million times better.