Starfleet's "Posture Perfect" computer chair.
Winner of the "Ergonomics Intersystem" Award (Government Division) for the third straight year.
Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)
(Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)
(William Shatner, Star Trek)
I am sorry to report, Captain...
that Starfleet's non-discrimination policies include Gungans.