HOMELESS PEOPLE Sometimes indistinguishable from wizards
(Lord of the Rings)
Captain's Log: The load of Romulan marijuana we confiscated has fallen out of the cargo bay due to a bay door malfunction and was lost in deep space. That's totally how it happened and Mr. Spock can totally back me up. P.S. Please send more Doritos and Mountain Dew.
(Star Trek, Shatnerday)