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There's gotta be something more irritating I can do with this thing. Maybe a horsehair bow scraped across the strings...
Why can't people die according to my schedule?
Hmmm... Heightened heart-rate, quickened breathing, dilated pupils...
She's definitely Sherlocked!
I'm sorry, you have to come closer...
I sincerely cannot hear you over the sound of how awesome I am...
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