After being turned into a tiger-human hybrid, what else is there to do but fight a horse for his SCUBA equipment?

John Dies at the End may not be all I was hoping for, but it's still a fun enough movie, especially if you go see it with the right mindset. Hansel and Gretel on the other hand... just don't.

Will you see either of these movies this weekend? Be sure to tell us what you think.

You know you have a bad cover when it looks like it would be more at home in the '70s pr0n section.

"Wait! Don't you know how dangerous it is to run with a sharp object? You'll poke someone's eye out!"

Don't mess with us. We have an ugly swan thing.