"I stole a quarter from your wallet."
(Harry Potter, Doctor Who)
I think we should be more concerned that there is something out there that can do this.
The new "Doctor Who" game coming out for Playstation 3, Playstation Vita, and PC. It's a sidescroller where you play as both River and The Doctor. It could be a nice diversion until we start getting new episodes again. Would you play this?
A timeline (or more accurately, timelines) of events in River Song's and The Doctor's meetings. (Click for bigger)