So you're on Fiji, shipwrecked, (near) comatose, and have access to fresh mango juice. You need a Mango Lassi. (Right after you have Kryten adjust the VR Simulator.)
Okay Captain, I can see that it's a mining ship. I can see that its name is Red Dwarf. The thing I do not understand is: Why is it flying backwards and upside down, why is it currently on fire, and why is the crew telling me to "smeg off?"
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