Now I Breathe Through My Ears...

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Yep, yer durn tootin I'm cranky... How would YOU feel if they did this to your nose?

(Harry Potter)

At Least for Harry Potter...

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Schooldays... not necessarily the happiest days of your life... but I've done my best to at least make them "unforgettable."

Career Changes

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The dark lord job didn't work out So I became a banker.

(Harry Potter)

Wait, That May Not Be the Best Example

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"Ten bucks? How do I know you'll do my vasectomy right?" "We fixed your crooked nose, didn't we?"

(Harry Potter)