"Ten bucks? How do I know you'll do my vasectomy right?"
"We fixed your crooked nose, didn't we?"
Ralph Fiennes, who played Voldemort in the "Harry Potter" films, reads some Harry/Voldemort slash fiction.
Yep, yer durn tootin I'm cranky... How would YOU feel if they did this to your nose?
The dark lord job didn't work out
So I became a banker.