Schooldays... not necessarily the happiest days of your life... but I've done my best to at least make them "unforgettable."
Ralph Fiennes, who played Voldemort in the "Harry Potter" films, reads some Harry/Voldemort slash fiction.
(Harry Potter, Star Wars, Firefly, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who)
The dark lord job didn't work out
So I became a banker.