You know you have a bad cover when it looks like it would be more at home in the '70s pr0n section.

(Supernatural)

(Star Trek)

(Star Trek)

Medical Officer's Log, Stardate 4725.4: Damn it, Jim's right. Vulcan pr0n is so boring, you just can't watch it sober.

(Shatnerday, Star Trek)

(Farscape)