"He was the cutest kid. One time when he was three..."
"Please don't, please don't, please don't."
Spock brings his parents on board to meet the Captain.
(Star Trek, Shatnerday)
-Game of Thrones
Bring your child to work day: Lowering children's opinions of their parents forever.
We touch as little as possible, Captain. He has cooties, you know.
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)