"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
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Do not despair, your Highness. Someday they will discover what causes your migraines.
This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.