Well, the title's sure accurate. Though it does make me wonder how Morton J. Golding was able to see into my -- I mean my friend's subconscious

That'll teach me to read Dante's Inferno in bed... I think I'd like to wake up now while I've still got my nightie on...

(Doctor Who)

(Fringe)

Because nothing says nightmare like chiseled abs and unicorns.

(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)