The Matrix taught us that it's cool to meet up with strangers in remote crumbling houses. Especially when said stranger offers you pills that will "open your mind..."
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But... but... I need that spoon! It's for my Froot Loops!
(Deforest Kelley, Star Trek)
Do the kids at school tease me about my bald head?