I see you dressed yourself today.
"Comic con over the weekend?"
"No, why do you ask?"
This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.
"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
So you did your hair all by yourself today? Blindfolded, I suppose?
"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."
Target's Photoshop Disaster Accidentally Makes Crotchless ...
A Father Really Needs to Take on Many Roles
A Reverse Bully
Viral Video of the Day: Website Model Involuntarily Pumps ...
Possibly The Most Disturbingly Funny Comic
12 Horribly Designed Products
Justice Never Sleeps
Winter Ain't Over Yet
Gif of the Day: Putin Reacts to Another Man Kissing His Hand
Yoga Pants Pissing People Off?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more