"I don't think we know each other well enough for you to be touching me like that, blue lizard thing."
Didn't even know it was possible to look so uninterested in hurling spells at giant blue lizards.
Yeah, just stick him in a plastic bag. Works for goldfish at the fair, right?
I think there's something wrong with the hen.
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