So you did your hair all by yourself today? Blindfolded, I suppose?
This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.
"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
Do not despair, your Highness. Someday they will discover what causes your migraines.