Just Massage This In for Me, Will You?

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OK Vir, I've seeded my scalp with Centauran hair follicles... A quick application of sand cat urine and I'll be hairy as a Badger

(Babylon 5)

Get a Haircut, Hippie!

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This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.

(Star Wars)

"Randomly Selected" My Ass

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"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off." "It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."

(Star Wars)