"Don't worry about those giant praying mantises, I'll stick my arm out arbitrarily to shield your naughty bits from the camera!"
(Mystery Science Theater 3000)
I am sworn to carry your gifs!
Giant insects trying to get at your drink must be a fairly common occurrence in this bar. The people look more annoyed than anything.
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Deforest Kelley, Star Trek)