Next in the Olympic pole vault
the athlete from the Shire
(Lord of the Rings)
THE ORIGINAL BOOMSTICK
Wasting orcs since early Middle Earth
According to that sorceress Glinda and those odd little fellows in the Lollipop Guild, the road to Saruman's tower is paved with yellow bricks... I don't see any yellow bricks...
"These ancient runes will tell us more about the ring and it's powers..."
"Why can't you just use Wikipedia like a normal person?"
I will take the fans into Memebase!
You know, this place looks an awful lot like New Zealand.
I should have Frodo pay this now in case he doesn't return from Mordor