Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.
Party healer, or just an excuse to cop a feel?
Jim C. Hines is a fantasy author who once reenacted some female poses from fantasy novel covers. Now he's trying out some men's poses from fantasy and romance novels.
"There's no time to explain! Get on whatever the hell this is!"
Because if there's any part of your body that doesn't need protection, it's your chest.
I think there's something wrong with the hen.