"He was the cutest kid. One time when he was three..." "Please don't, please don't, please don't." Spock brings his parents on board to meet the Captain.

(Star Trek, Shatnerday)

From now on Vir, you'd better stick to what the humans call "soft drinks." The Minbari are still laughing about your "Naked Victory Dance."

(Babylon 5)

I'm wearing a reindeer sweater. Reindeer sweaters are drunken mistakes.

(Doctor Who)

(Star Trek)

(Star Wars)

(Game of Thrones, Harry Potter)

(Warehouse 13)