(Game of Thrones)
From now on Vir, you'd better stick to what the humans call "soft drinks." The Minbari are still laughing about your "Naked Victory Dance."
"He was the cutest kid. One time when he was three..."
"Please don't, please don't, please don't."
Spock brings his parents on board to meet the Captain.
(Star Trek, Shatnerday)
I'm wearing a reindeer sweater.
Reindeer sweaters are drunken mistakes.