You do the chest-y-pokey and you turn the stake about. That's what slaying's all about!

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Dude, the Heimlich maneuver is for choking, not a sneeze.

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They're a Different Kind of Cute

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Plan B

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morons! They never watch for the X!

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Look what i almost steped in!

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Order Up!

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So I can avoid him like the plague

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I don't know what you are, but I will find you. And I will kill you.

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Every Time I Go Out

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I swear if he makes one dumb joke about this being a dead area I'm going to smack him with this shovel

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um no this isn't ghostbusters sorry

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How many quarters did you put in, Sam? This is more like an earthquake than Magic Fingers

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and then he said "Beep Beep" and took off running

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If I don't get some hand lotion soon, my cracks and blisters will start getting their own cracks and blisters.

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He was wearing a red shirt, wasn't he?

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