Run, Frank! It's a Muppet!
I don't want to live in this universe anymore.
Yeah, warp speed collisions will do that to you.
Yeah, I'm thinking it can stay buried.
"Ha, I fooled you all! What you thought was my fist was actually a piece of cardboard the entire time! Ha ha ha ha!"
Given the content of this book, this weirdly proportioned naked dude is probably the least WTF thing about it.
So in the future, cigarettes are able to phase through oxygen helmets?