This looks about as awkward as my family's Christmas.
Yeah, I think I'll stick to voyaging in daytime from now on.
...lose our top if we don't retie it?
Run, Frank! It's a Muppet!
This looks less like a badass sci-fi hero, and more like a guy who tried to cosplay as the badass sci-fi hero at the last minute.
See that? I guess this is the only place we can read about the scantily clad redhead who teases people about their ears.
Uh... kid, that's not how you hold a sword. Good way to lose a hand though.