I'm not comfortable with this happening even once in time.
"I'm afraid I just blue myself."
Someone's taking their Tank Girl fandom a little too seriously.
"Really? I'm a flying dude in a leotard with f**king wings and antennae and I don't buy this robot."
The story itself is pretty WTF, but I don't remember it being quite this WTF.
You know, I think I still prefer David Bowie over the rooster-bear having an existential crisis.
That's why you always look over your shoulder before telling robot jokes, even if you're invisible.