The dude in the loincloth is just as confused about this art style as we are.
I think I've had this exact dream.
"Yes I am riding an anthropomorphic bull while a winged ninja turtle chases me. You want to make something of it?"
The battle goes on so long we have to start enlisting fetuses and animals?
"Oh what a world, what a world!"
We get it Bill, this experiment's important. No need to get all dramatic about it.
Because if there's any part of your body that doesn't need protection, it's your chest.