It's like he's apologizing for the quality of the cover art.
"Wait, wait! Please just stick around, I promise it's much better than this cover implies. In fact, I'm pretty sure whatever the hell's going on here isn't even in the book."
Let's hope horses are as badass in this series as they are in "Skyrim."
"I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast."
You think he's mad because the aliens stole his sleeves?
On a train this slow, you have to do something to pass the time. They chose interpretive dance in space.
There is a castle on a cloud.
I used to like to go there in my sleep.
'Til I was joined by this weird creep.
Farewell my castle on a cloud.
"That'll teach you to throw apples at Dorothy!"
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