You don't like the fez? Alrighty, then. Well... Santa Claus hats are cool. You still don't like it? Then screw off. Because I do.
So you've searched this long and you still can't find the perfect sci-fi Valentine's Day card to impress that special someone? Don't panic. We've found even more awesome cards for you.
There's all kinds of Valentine's Day fun to be had!
Via Chris Bishop, WispyChipmunk, and lastone2sherlockisasissy.