I can't look at this cover without imagining him going, "Wheeeeeeeee!"
With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.
Oil-seal is too slippery for even semi-transparent beings to ride.
I'm thinking this is one of those stories of my life I'd rather not remember.
Alright, I'll be the hero. But only if the robot agrees to put on some underwear.
I always thought having a dog on mars would be...more fun.
Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?