Alright, I'll be the hero. But only if the robot agrees to put on some underwear.
I can't look at this cover without imagining him going, "Wheeeeeeeee!"
If the bees are that big, he can have Venus.
With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.
I always thought having a dog on mars would be...more fun.
Given the content of this book, this weirdly proportioned naked dude is probably the least WTF thing about it.
Oil-seal is too slippery for even semi-transparent beings to ride.