I can't look at this cover without imagining him going, "Wheeeeeeeee!"
Oil-seal is too slippery for even semi-transparent beings to ride.
With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.
Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?
Given the content of this book, this weirdly proportioned naked dude is probably the least WTF thing about it.
If the bees are that big, he can have Venus.
Alright, I'll be the hero. But only if the robot agrees to put on some underwear.