Alright, I'll be the hero. But only if the robot agrees to put on some underwear.
Oil-seal is too slippery for even semi-transparent beings to ride.
Of all the WTF going on in this cover, the thing that concerns me the most: Where the hell is her other leg?
Zelde sees no reason to cover up in the harsh vacuum of space.
I can't look at this cover without imagining him going, "Wheeeeeeeee!"
Is he saving her from the bat-things, or handing her over?
With a cover like this, Time Ninja has to be either the greatest book ever written, or the worst. There is no in between.